So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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