You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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