Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.