You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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