Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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