butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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