They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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