I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
