so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize