HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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