we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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