Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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