no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ok first of all what the fuck
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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