We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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