Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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