so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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