Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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