I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
