I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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