Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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