well you can't waste a boner
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony