You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
God, I missed his penis.
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