Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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