So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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