This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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