Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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