Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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