...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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