is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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