The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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