He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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