You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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