Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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