i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im holly from the hills drunk
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everyone says I win the strip club
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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