sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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