$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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