Im at strip club and am horny
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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