I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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