I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
