Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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