I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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