wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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