That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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