I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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