Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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