She said her name was "party"
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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