So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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