I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize