i love accidental penises.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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