Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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