I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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