i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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