Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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