the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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