Got a toothbrush?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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